Zip Hoodie. Our original logo was too spoopy for normies so we made this cutie. Complete with “Death To False Art” print on front.

Designed to keep you warm if you wear it. I guess you could just drape it over yourself too. That will keep you warm also. Maybe your cute date will get cold and you can let them wear this? Don’t be a red flag.

Someone is going to ask you “What is False Art?” Have a good answer.

REMEMBER THIS IS A PRE-ORDER. PLEASE ALLOW 2-3 WEEKS TO BE DELIVERED ONCE PRE ORDER CLOSES ON 12/15/25

Hoodie Specs:

• 8.5 oz

• 80% cotton/20% polyester blend fleece

• 100% cotton 20 singles face yarn

• Jersey lined hood

• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams

• Twill neck tape

• 1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband

• Metal eyelets

• #5 metal kissing zipper

• Standard fit

This product meets the following Sustainable Style subcategory:

Socially Conscious Manufacturing: This product is made in a facility that is WRAP certified.